Kick Ass Humor (yo momma Version)

1. Yo Mamma so fat, I took a picture of her last month. and it's still printing.

2. Yo Mama so black, when I shot her, the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight.

3. Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows

4. Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a 2B pencil

5. Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops

6. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

7. Yo momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats

8. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise..

9. Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor

10. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread
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